By Emmie Cromwell - I wonder if the beverage list at the World Economic Forum’s yearly gathering in Davos, Switzerland, offers the option of chocolate milk? Does Klaus Schwab believe that this delightfully, sweet drink deserves an equitable opportunity for ingestion?
This would certainly diversify a menu of which I imagine includes such options as champaign, bullet priests, San Pelligrino, and bubbleless, but equally fancy schmancy brands of water. Here you go, Mr. and Mrs. Snobbypants, two glasses of 800 year old, Cabernet unearthed from the wine cellar of an ancient philosopher whose deepest philosophical determination was that the act of a squirrel eating an acorn was not in fact a simple effort to feed their hunger, but instead an intestinal offering to the squirrel Gods who provide earthling squirrels the ability to digest and continue making offerings three times daily.
Providing the option of chocolate milk on the beverage menu at Davos gives Klaus Schwab the opportunity to prove his dedication to inclusivity. Diversity through options of 2% and whole milk would be even better.
You may be wondering, Emmie, why are you rambling on about chocolate milk?
Well, amidst articles on the World Economic Forum website, I happened upon a list of their Board of Trustees. Amongst the names are:
Of course Klaus Schwab
The fellow with a cello, Yo-Yo Ma
Larry Fink, CEO of BlackRock
A lot of Ministers of a lot of Stuff
The Director-General of the European Organization for Nuclear Research… Yikes
The king of disproven climate predictions and former vice president, Al Gore
President of the European Central Bank
A Queen
And one current and one former CEO of Nestle
Peter Brabeck-Letmathe, a former Nestle CEO, and Mark Schnieder, the current CEO of Nestle, have some serious power in the movement toward a singular world government. Is this a coincidence? Two from Nestle, but no one from Hershey, Lindt, Godiva, I could continue but I’ll spare you.
While this above average connection between Nestle and the World Economic Forum is a mystery for now, I hope the two CEOs are demanding that chocolate milk be on every menu, at every event in Davos.
As a lover of chocolate milk myself, I expect those at the WEF to give it their all to push for the fair treatment of chocolate milk (powder and syrup) under the rules of diversity, equity and inclusion, by not only pushing for easy access and recognition through placement on its menu, but encouraging their fellow Globalists to partake in this chocolatey refreshment. Hmmm… Should strawberry Nesquik also be included?